Friday, July 11, 2014

Jokemon Postcard Prints: Gotta buy them all!


So Sam Logan is an artist who runs samandfuzzy.com. As a service to the community, he also does commissions. This is one set of cards he did that you can purchase today.

I think the Psy card is reason enough to purchase this set!

GOTTA BUY THEM ALL!

Frozen is the new Black


Man, it is weird how perfect they characters in OITNB match up to the Disney Princesses...


"Lana Del Blink"


I don't know what's more disturbing, her eyes or her LIPS...

Thursday, July 10, 2014

RoboCop Crowdsourced Remake: Where have I been the last 5 Months?

They Spared No Expense.
So someone crowdsourced a Robocop Remake. It isn't a Robocop Statue in Detroit, but it's something.

BOY, is it something.

Check out the official website here: http://www.ourrobocopremake.com/


Welcome to the Fandom

Monday, July 7, 2014

Vanilla Ice and John Stewart should meet up again


I remember the first time I saw Ice-Ice Baby; It was during the second part of my Army Boot camp. A couple of months into Desert Shield, but not quite Desert Storm.

I was at a "club". It was for the basic training noobs, and they just served sodas. They had a high tech "Video Jukebox", and they were playing this.

That was the most hopeless I had ever felt.

Friday, June 27, 2014

Combining multi-tools and belts: Isn't that just a multi-tool that INCLUDES a belt?

Having it makes you cool; not knowing what it can do is not important right now....
I have two loves interests in my life... at the moment. (Love is too strong of a word for it.)

One, is belts. Why is that? I always wanted to find the perfect belt, which is difficult for me. I use ONE belt hole, and my pants are showing off my crack, but if I go to the NEXT belt hole, well, I feel like I'm being squeezed to death by a python.
Why must you belittle my pain?
The second love of my life is Multi Tools. Ever since MacGyver and his Swiss Army knives (it broke my heart when I found out he went back and forth between Victorinox and Wenger), I have always loved the pocket gadget. Nowadays, if I don't have a miniature lighter, a compass, and at least five ways to open a beer bottle, I feel unprepared.

I cannot take my keys out at the city park anymore, though...

Are you lazy AND find women in commercials attractive?

What kind of person would go to a site like this... besides someone writing an article about it?

So, let me get this straight. So you are:
  1. Watching TV,
  2. A Pubescent/Pre-Pubescent boy (or have the mindset of one), and
  3. Most likely not going out on many dates,
and your favorite commercial comes up; you know, the one with the cute guitarist, that filthy mouth gum girl, or that redhead who sells burgers but doesn't look like she eats them.

No, not that one... but put a pin on it.

And you wonder aloud; "Who IS that Hot Ad Girl?"

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Edible Wafer Cupcake Cases: The Beginning of the Fall of Society

This is what is wrong with the world

I never had an issue eating the paper cupcake wrappers; Hey, take the good with the bad! But supposedly this is some kind of issue, since they have now created edible Cupcake cups. 

Kids nowadays. What's next; seedless watermelons?