Friday, June 27, 2014

Combining multi-tools and belts: Isn't that just a multi-tool that INCLUDES a belt?

Having it makes you cool; not knowing what it can do is not important right now....
I have two loves interests in my life... at the moment. (Love is too strong of a word for it.)

One, is belts. Why is that? I always wanted to find the perfect belt, which is difficult for me. I use ONE belt hole, and my pants are showing off my crack, but if I go to the NEXT belt hole, well, I feel like I'm being squeezed to death by a python.
Why must you belittle my pain?
The second love of my life is Multi Tools. Ever since MacGyver and his Swiss Army knives (it broke my heart when I found out he went back and forth between Victorinox and Wenger), I have always loved the pocket gadget. Nowadays, if I don't have a miniature lighter, a compass, and at least five ways to open a beer bottle, I feel unprepared.

I cannot take my keys out at the city park anymore, though...

Are you lazy AND find women in commercials attractive?

What kind of person would go to a site like this... besides someone writing an article about it?

So, let me get this straight. So you are:
  1. Watching TV,
  2. A Pubescent/Pre-Pubescent boy (or have the mindset of one), and
  3. Most likely not going out on many dates,
and your favorite commercial comes up; you know, the one with the cute guitarist, that filthy mouth gum girl, or that redhead who sells burgers but doesn't look like she eats them.

No, not that one... but put a pin on it.

And you wonder aloud; "Who IS that Hot Ad Girl?"

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Edible Wafer Cupcake Cases: The Beginning of the Fall of Society

This is what is wrong with the world

I never had an issue eating the paper cupcake wrappers; Hey, take the good with the bad! But supposedly this is some kind of issue, since they have now created edible Cupcake cups. 

Kids nowadays. What's next; seedless watermelons?